87 Comments

87 Comments

The mechanics and ideas in this game have a lot of potential, but I feel like there are some serious issues with the execution.

Firstly, the sound design. Or more specifically, the lack of any attempt whatsoever to make the game not be annoying as hell as far as sound. This game may be "family friendly", but the words I want to say whenever I hear one of those stupid laughs certainly aren't.

Annoying stock sounds and repetitive music aren't the only issues with this game, though. It also suffers from what appears to be both poor optimization and no attempt to properly integrate it into the site. If you're going to only make the game available through a web player where the only place to post comments is on the same page, MAKE A PAUSE MECHANIC. I had to type this comment in an external text editor because the game is sitting there, lagging the hell out of my browser, while I'm trying to scroll down to the comments section. Having the game start automatically doesn't help either. Either way, it lags a lot. It is admittedly partially my computer, but I've seen more complex games that have run fine on here, so there's definitely some fixing you could do.

I know it's kind of nitpicky, but playing this game was downright miserable because of just these two things. Cannot in good conscience recommend this to anyone.

Harsh? Maybe. But I'm already being nice by actually telling you WHY your game annoyed me, not really in the mood to go the extra mile and throw in a few compliments.