Megaman/rockman boys vs Yaoi girls

megaman/rockman boys vs Yaoi girls

We find all our MM video games heroes walking together through the park after an exhausting day.

X: Yeah, why?

Girl#2: Why aren't you and Zero-kun holding hands, like you always do?

Girl#3. and why aren't Rock-chan and Forte-chan holding their hands either?

Zero: Hey! What do you think you're doing?

Girl#4: You're right.

I can't take a yaoi picture of you two with only one arm

Around X-kun.

put your other arm around him and give him a deep French kiss, with tongues and all.

Onegai!

Then, could you do an anal sex scene with him next, please?

It would look sooooo kakoii!

Zero: You disgust me!

What kind of freaks Fujoshi (lit. "Rotten girl") girls would enjoy seeing such disgusting pictures from us?

All the robots guys at the same time: Yeah!

X: Rock, Forte, Zero, Blues & I would never do that!

All fan girls: oh Yeah. Then what are these?

(The girls Shows yaoi/yuri fics, arts and doujinshis of the boys doing all kind of ANTI-NATURAL nasty things between them (beside yaoi or yuri &%$# fuking things), incest scenes, bestiality, necrophilia, and even more worst things….).

Zero and X scream in terror, Rock faints and Forte and Blues laugh their Heads off, even though they were also offended by such horrible images.

Zero: *yells*

WHAT KIND OF &%$# TWISTED YAOI/yuri ChauvinismFREAKS ARE YOU!

Fan girls: Fujoshi and fudanshi ( lit. "Rotten man" ) fans, yai!

After gaining composure, the guys pull out arms canons and Zero takes out his saber beam.

All guys: GO AWAY!

Yaoi Fan girls run away, screaming their lungs out.

Afterwards…

Blues: You must admit, those weaklings not only were twisted and dumb brainless otakus but also amusing.

Zero: Oh shut up!

You're lucky you aren't an even number.

We find our heroes walking through the park WITHOUT yaoi fan girls pestering

Them ever again.

Fujoshi (lit. "rotten girl") is a pejorative Japanese term for female fans of manga and novels that feature sexual relationships between men. Fujoshi enjoy imagining what it would be like if male characters from manga, video game and anime . and occasionally real-life male performers as well, have sex or kiss/touch each other. The name was coined by mass media, but was reclaimed by yaoi fans. Fans self-deprecatingly refer to their way of thinking, which perceives homosexual relationships between male characters in stories that do not include homosexual themes, as being "rotten". "Fujoshi" carries a connotation of being a "fallen woman".

According to a 2005 issue of Eureka . in recent times fujoshi can refer to female otaku in general. As fujoshi is the best-known term, it is often used by the Japanese media and by people outside of the otaku subculture to refer to female otaku as a group, regardless of whether they are fans of this or not. This usage may be considered offensive by female otaku who are not fans of this at all.

Men who, like fujoshi, enjoy imagining relationships between characters in fictional works when that relationship is not part of the author's intent may be called fudanshi ("rotten man") or fukei ("rotten older brother"), both of which are puns of similar construction to fujoshi .